People's acceptance speeches are too long. Send out thank you cards and keep your speeches succint. Monologues are for movies.
Here's my acceptance speech, should I ever need it.
Dear Everyone. Thank You.
Especially my mom because if I don't thank her she will be mad.
(exit)
More actors should take this as a model.
After all, we all know that a) the Oscars are probably rigged and b) most people only watch it for the clothes. So dress nice but don't ramble. :-D
'Quel
My grandma just said about Heath Ledger's postmortem win:
"I think if you're nominated for an Oscar you should at least show up!"
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